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Comedy Sketch Writer

Over the years spent at BRMB & Heart, I not only learned how to become a better broadcaster (you may disagree!!) but also used my voice talents and current affairs knowledge to write and perform comedy sketches and songs to be used on my radio shows.

You can hear just a few of those sketches here - some of them were written based around one story in that day’s news (so apologies if some of it sounds a tad dated!) whilst others like ‘Black Country Bob’ and ‘Des’ Diary’ were what are known as ‘benchmarks’ i.e. regular items that featured most if not every day on the show.

I’m told by many listeners that I’ve bumped into over the years that car factories and offices all over Birmingham and the West Midlands used to practically ‘down tools’ when they heard Des or Bob come on their radio at work, so desperate were they to hear what they were up to – it’s something of which I am immensely proud.


Anyway, have a click on the examples and see if it raises a titter…

Black Country Bob “Pensions Crisis”

Black Country Bob (brilliantly voiced by stand-up comic and my good friend & co-writer Sean...

West Midlands Football Manager 2005

After a disastrous start to the 2005/6 season for Birmimgham City, Aston Villa and West Bromwich...

Heather McCartney

To say that lampooning the now ex-wife of Sir Paul McCartney was easy is rather like saying that...

Ramsay at Kids Party

I quickly became a fan of chef Gordon Ramsay’s sweary, uncompromising approach to his ‘Kitchen...

Des’s Diary – DIY shop

Des Lynam saw the funny side of this (thankfully) and it was easily the longest running sketch I...

Steve Bruce & BCFC ‘Seven’

As a lifelong Birmingham City fan, I have had course to rip the what-nots out of my beloved club...

Mr Pussycat Sketch

Another Ian Danter ‘benchmark’ item here, which all started when my writing team at BRMB and I...