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Alan,

I've spoken to Peter Baxendale-Thomas of the Norfolk Farmers Union and he's disappointed to see you've released a release book entitled "101 Ways To Cook Infected Spine" and is threatening legal action unless you cease & desist...and get him The Kings Singers' autographs too.

Probably best to take all the point of sale material you have set up at Norwich Station down - you don't want the bloke from Dante Fires seeing you there anyway.

Now go and sort out your sponsorship deal with Toblerone, thanks very much.